My side blog dedicated to all things Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld! I'll be your Captain America in this metaphor. Co-president of the Mike Baker fandom. My main blog is missmerewolf in case you see me and wonder who that weirdo is.

heckyeahbucksexton:

heckyeahbucksexton:

hobocarl:

heckyeahbucksexton replied to your quote “You can’t spell Sexton without No Sex.”

Wait was Buck on last night???

si senorita and it was a good show.

I was up when it was on. But unfortunately my whole family was up too and my dad changed the…

Exactly :( it’s not that I don’t love Greta—she’s a wonderful sweet woman but uhhhh I just can’t really stand listening to hear talk for an hour.

AND THEN I SAW GREGS BEAUTIFUL RED EYES POP UP ON THE TV AND BOOM my dad switched the channel to Jimmy Fallon.

I wonder how many people DVR red eye….

Me! It’s on at 1 here vs. 3 but I haven’t stayed up to watch in forever so DVR is a wonderful thing.

Anonymous asked:

What do you think Andy Levy is doing right at this moment?

hobocarl:

Me

Well, you’re not being very attentive to him if that’s true.

hobocarl:

ronpaulproblems:

hobocarl:

anessawolf teamputvedev ronpaulproblems

;)

This makes so much more sense now.

lolololol once the others see their messages they will be confused too. I’m trying to get a perfect confusal rate.

Yeeeeeeah, you can add me to the list, then. ;)

Also, Remy’s pretty awesome.

It was about time for an avatar change. I think everyone will approve.

Anonymous asked:

You have been visited by the Dianne Feinstein irony fairy. It's like a cheap healthcare plan that you just can't afford.

Well hello, Dianne!

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Also, 

iheartredeye:

Watching Joe Machi on Last Comic Standing! :)

He’s moving on to the final five!

Watching Joe Machi on Last Comic Standing! :)

Lesson 3: Humor
The secret to humor is; brutal honesty, with some vulnerability on top, and then just a sprinkling of insightful commentary. (x)

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